The Gang.

We are a friendly face company, or at least we like to think so!

Here's the hall of shame; The who's - who and what we do! (Click mugshots for bigger image - if you dare!!!)

Tom We have Tom
He's the chippie. He has Craig, the apprentice, to mother. He makes a fine job of it to, we all think! Been with B.E.M for over 2 years now too!
Dave Here's Dave
He's an adaptions specialist and a multi-skiller too. Very dry humoured and has a fondness for cold baked beans for breakfast - (and works alone, mostly!?!) He's been with B.E.M for nearly 3 years now.
John John next….
Our decorator. Unflappable, affable, mild mannered and ‘Dad' to us all! Being a Bermondsey boy, he's fond of his ‘wassa-names'! Please don't call him a painter. You have been warned!
Alex Next up's Alex….
Another Multi-skiller and heavy builder. Great for comedy accents, impersonations of popeye and other japes. (Generally when you least expect it, too!) Has lived on a diet of fanta, pot-noodles and coffee for years and has made it into an endurance record now, surely? He's been with B.E.M for years, in fact, he's the longest serving employee!
Stef
Craig
Then we have Craig and Stef, the apprentices:
We love to wind ‘em up, and them being a couple of nice lads, they take it all in good fun and amicably enough. They do get they're revenge though! (Well, we let ‘em think that anyway!)
Matt Matt here, is our labourer.
A combination of super-white teeth and spiky hair means that you can't fail to notice him! (Although he'd say it was good looks!) We do find ourselves having to humour him a fair bit, lol.
Stu Here's Stu, the Estimator
Great guy, conversational, interesting, good………………..EDITED (Stu, You can't do your own write-up, sorry mate! - James)
James James, the Guv'nor
Loves dodgy mobile ring-tones that get hooked in your head all day. Also good for the star role at the Christmas Cabaret - (Does a great drunk walk!) Also the man in charge of health and safety and the general running of B.E.M too!